There used to be this old guy that worked games when I was a kid, I can't remember his name, it was a long time ago.
He had been on the road 50 years when I was a kid.
He used to ask the girls, walking the Midway, and girls that worked the lot, if they wanted to see his pecker. Of course they'd be all "eeeewwwww". Then he would pull up his pant leg and there would be an old faded tattoo of a Wood Pecker.
I was a kid then and thought this was the funniest thing, I'd laugh and laugh and he'd wink at me and do it again to another girl.
I'd go sit by his joint on my breaks just to watch.